Ne znamo točno što se dogodi kad celebovi dobiju pomladak, ali čini se da uz prinovu dobiju i nezadrživu potrebu međusobno se natjecati tko će smisliti, erm, “avangardnije” ime, piše Elle. Kao da inzistiraju da im dijete mora biti posebno i najbolje da krene odmah u svoju posvećenu egzistenciju ovjenčano imenom koje je samo njegovo odnosno njezino. Ali kad su Grimes i Elon Musk odlučili imenovati svog sina u javascriptu (ili barem mi tako zamišljamo javascript, pustite nas našim iluzijama), sve je dobilo novu dimenziju ludila. Srećom za XÆ A-12 Muska, Kalifornija ne priznaje diftonge i brojeve kao dio imena u rodnom listu pa će službeno ime ipak morati biti donekle izgovorljivo. Valjda. Ne znamo. Drži se, mali X!

Pregled 'najavangardnijih' dječjih celebrity imena u čast X Æ A-12 MusKA
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Slijedi best of celebrity baby imena:

Cameron Diaz & Benji Madden: Raddix

Lucky Blue Smith & Stormi Bree: Gravity

Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim: Kal-El

John Legend & Chrissy Teigen: Luna Simone

Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf: Pilot Inspektor

Mike Myers & Kelly Tisdale: Sunday Molly

Gavin Rossdale & Gwen Stefani: Apollo Bowie Flynn, Kingston James McGregor i Zuma Nesta Rock

Robert Rodriguez & Elizabeth Avellán: Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue, and Rhiannon

Marc Silverstein & Busy Philipps: Cricket Pearl i Birdie Leigh

Arpad Busson &Uma Thurman: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence

Benjamin Millepied &Natalie Portman: Aleph

Christopher Jarecki & Alicia Silverstone: Bear Blu

Cardi B & Offset: Kulture Kiari

Joel Madden & Nicole Richie: Sparrow James Midnight

Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey: Moroccan i Monroe

Scott Disick & Kourtney Kardashian: Reign

Ned Rocknroll & Kate Winslet: Bear Blaze

Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes: Esmeralda Amada

Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow: Apple

Tom Cruise &Katie Holmes: Suri

Robert Downey, Jr. & Susan Downey: Exton

Sylvester Stallone & Sasha Czack: Seargeoh

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian West: North, Saint i Chicago

Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo: Geo Grace and Dusty Rose

Matt Bellamy & Kate Hudson: Bingham

Jamie Oliver & Juliette Norton: Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Buddy Bear i Petal Blossom Rainbow

Bruce Willis & Demi Moore: Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah Belle

Sting & Frances Tomelty: Fuschia

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Pitt: Maddox and Shiloh

Steven Spielberg & Kate Capshaw: Destry

Diplo & Kathryn Lockhart: Lazer Lee Louis Pentz

Jacob Pechenik & Zooey Deschanel: Elsie Otter

Frank Zappa & Adelaide Gail Zappa: Moon Unit, Dweezil, and Diva Thin Muffin

Bono & Ali Hewson: Memphis Eve

Forest Whitaker & Keisha Nash Whitaker: Autumn, Sonnet, and True

Kylie Jenner & Travis Scott: Stormi

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